Comic transcript
A small white creature wearing a white dress appears in a white void.
Creature: HELLO?
The creature notices what appears to be a floating woman wearing a long white gown. Her fingers are long and pointy, sharpening into claws.
OH!
The woman is in a comic panel to their left. The creature does not know how to go to the adjacent comic panel.
Creature: How do I...
they try to jump to it
HUP!
They fall
Creature: Ahhhhhh
The mysterious floating woman speaks
Woman: Hello Broccoli
Broccoli: Broccoli! Is that my name?
Woman: It very well could be
Broccoli: Where are we? What is this place?
Woman: You are in the VOID
Broccoli: mmm...
mmmmmm
OK.
Suddenly a table has appeared. The woman sits at the table and pours black liquid from a teakettle into a yellow rainboot. Her arms stretch and bend in ways they shouldn't.
Woman: Want some tea, Broccoli?
Broccoli: Oh my! This smells really good
Broccoli takes a sip of the boiling beverage.
Broccoli: It's too hot! I should have waited for it to cool down
Woman: There is no entropy in the VOID. It'll never "cool down ". Don't be such a baby
Broccoli: OK.
Broccoli drinks the tea again, crying a bit from the pain. The woman offers them a jar of honey.
Woman: Honey?
Broccoli accepts
Broccoli:...WHAT IS GOING ON? Who are you? And what is TEA? Where did all of these things come from?
Broccoli asks dozens of questions that fade into the background and get increasingly smaller.
Woman: That is too many questions
Broccoli: Is it really? Oh uhm- I mean... Sorry
Woman: It's quite alright. Questions aren't bad. You just have to ask more polite ones
Broccoli: Like what?
Woman: How is the weather?
Steam from the hot tea fills the room, resembling clouds.
Broccoli: why do-
Woman: This was fun, Broccoli. Let's do it again sometime.
The woman outstretches one of the long claws, tearing a hole in the fabric of reality.
Woman: I love you. Bye
Broccoli: You... love me?
Woman: of course
Broccoli: Love me? Love me? Love me?
Broccoli ecstatically knocks over the tea, just to watch it spill over the table. The black tea is full of stars.
Everything is ideal
Comments (25)
Another one ready for a beautiful reread, and the website is awesome! I 'm so happy that this is back ✨
And here it all began... The best webcomic in all the land...
Hey I just realised that rhymes!
I 'm confused how to listen to the music. Is that here yet? Yay soup!!
Doesn’t seem to be on the website yet, but you can search “Broccoli Soup” on your music platform of choice and it should be close to the top.
did you know that pigeons make milk?
what.
Since Broccoli knows that things cool down, but entropy isn’t a law in the void, then are they from a different universe with entropy?